Local newspapers and Dads part in their downfall

My Dads written a book, which is being published in January,i cant remember the title at the moment , will include that later, so i have to say that as he is the only one who has had a book published, he must be the best writer in the family! i bow to his success! i forgot to mention when i listed the writers in my family that my Cousin Darren Bailey has also been published to and has written about three books too! Its Ben's birthday today so he got up early, at 9.30, and we went to town and he eat so much he was nearly sick , though to be honest he hasn't eaten any real meals for about three days now!