BALLS!!!....

I knew the Prayer meeting had gone past the point of no return last night when Darren said'Lisa, i cant wait to show you my balls' ... stunned silence,.. from everyone til,' Darren, i think you means christmass tree BAUBLES...'
Suppressed laughing and guffaws,(That of course is not what i wanted to say which would have been more along the line of'are they ginger and hairy',but as a respectable middle- aged woman would not have been appropriate...)..ah me cant stop laughing all day about that,almost as good as tuesday..not quite tho!..